Touch Me, Scan Me

November 17th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

The holiday travel season is beginning and it looks like we’re going to be in for a really fun ride. The TSA seems to be getting itself into hot water, again. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can catch up via these links:





I haven’t personally been asked to be scanned or touched but I do have to travel soon and there’s no doubt I’ll ask to opt out of the scan and have to endure being felt up.

But I’ll be prepared. Very, very prepared.

I figure if these folks are going to get intimate with the various features my body has to offer because I might be a terrorist with a shiv hiding in my anus then they must certainly be aware of the fact that I am human and humans fart.

Next time I fly, I’m going to have gas.┬áReally bad gas. Uncontrollable flatulence. And not the silent type either; the really loud, offensive, oh-my-God-did-he-shit-his-pants kind of farting.

I apologize ahead of time to my fellow travelers. I’m just doing my part to preserve my freedom.

You can too:


Thank you Ron Paul.

Update 2:

From one of my favorite bloggers.